I'm a Lesbian!

Bom dia queridos amigos e leitores do Você pode falar Inglês!

Hoje vamos aprender um pouco de vocabulário sertanejo através de uma "Little Joke"!

Preparado? So, follow me!

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a real cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

Vocabulary Help

  • sip - bebericar
  • turn to - virar-se para
  • spend (spend, spent, spent) - passar, gastar
  • fence - cerca
  • feed - alimentar
  • get up - levantar
  • shower - tomar banho
  • eat (eat, ate, eaten) - comer
  • find (find, found, found) out - descobrir
Sobre o Autor:

Eduardo Souto é Professor de Inglês e Blogueiro, 21 anos de idade. Seu principal objetivo é descomplicar o idioma, mostrando que se você quiser você pode falar inglês!
"Um pouco por dia e seu objetivo será alcançado!"

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