Valerie and the Lawyer

The madam opened the brothel door in Duluth and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late 40's or early 50's.

"May I help you, sir?", she asked.
"I want to see Valerie", the man replied.
"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else", said the madam.
"No, I must see Valerie", he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out $5,000 and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstair. After an hour, he left.

The following night, the man was there yet again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs...

After their session, Valerie questioned the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?", she asked.

The man replied, "Minneapolis".
"Really?", she said. "I have family in Minneapolis."
"I know", the man said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."


the madam - a dona do bordel
the brothel door - a porta do bordel
may I help you, sir? - posso ajudá-lo, cavalheiro?
one of our most expensive ladies - uma das nossas moças mais caras
someone else - uma outra pessoa
charged $5,000 - cobrava $5.000
a visit - por sessão
without hesitation - sem pensar duas vezes
the man pulled out $5,000 - o cara sacou $5.000
went upstairs - subiram para o quarto
demanding to see Valerie - insistindo para ver Valerie
two nights in a row - duas noites seguidas
the following night - na noite seguinte
everyone was astounded - todos estavam surpresos
attorney - advogado
$15,000 inheritance - uma herança de $15.000

Sobre o Autor:

Eduardo Souto é Professor de Inglês e Blogueiro, 20 anos de idade. Seu principal objetivo é descomplicar o idioma, mostrando que se você quiser você pode falar inglês!
"Um pouco por dia e seu objetivo será alcançado!"

2 Comentários

2 comentários:

Roberto disse...

kkkkkkkk... advogado é isso ai mesmo!!!

Robert disse...

Hahahaha, it's true!

Lawyers love to do these things hahahha