Never argue with a Woman


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says:

 "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book" she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area", he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"For reading a book?" she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area", he informs her again.

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault", says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you", says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am", and he left

Glosarry
never argue with a woman - nunca discuta com uma mulher
take a nap - tirar uma soneca
although - embora
not familiar with the lake - não familiarizada com o lago
motors out - liga o motor (do barco) e sai
a short distance - a uma curta distância
along comes a Game Warden - eis que chega um Guarda Florestal
pulls up alongside the woman - chega ao lado da mulher
you're in a Restricted Fishing Area - a sra. está em uma Área de Pesca Proibida
for all I know - pelo que percebo, pelo que sei
I'll have to take you in and write you up - eu terei que autuá-la e lhe aplicar uma multa
if you do that... - se o sr. fizer isso...
I'll have to charge you with sexual assault - eu terei que processá-lo por assédio sexual
but I haven't even touched you - mas eu nem mesmo a toquei
have a nice day, ma'am! - tenha um bom dia, sra!
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Ueritom disse...

Hehehe..boa..

Só acho que o título deveria ser "Never argue with a woman who reads".. :)

Eduardo Souto disse...

uhaeuhaeuheauhae, essa mulher usou o argumento correto né!!! huaeuhaeuhaeuaeuhe