Man vs. Woman


Her diary
Tonight I thought my husband was behaving strangely. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if a I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caresses, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster!

His diary
The Harley wouldn't start today. Can't figure it out. At least I got laid!


GLOSSARY

behaving strangely - comportando-se de maneira estranha
all day long - o dia todo
upset - chateado
conversation wasn't flowing - o papo não estava fluindo
agreed - concordou
fault - culpa
it had nothing to do with me - não tinha nada a ver comigo
not to worry about it - para não se preocupar com isso
on the way home - no caminho de casa
he smiled slightly - ele deu um leve sorriso
to my surprise - para minha surpresa
caresses - carinhos
made love - fizemos amor
his thoughts were somewhere else - os pensamentos dele estavam distantes (em outro alguém)
fell asleep - caiu no sono
cried - chorei
the Harley wouldn't start - a moto (Harley Davidson) não queria pegar (funcionar)
can't figure it out - não consigo entender
at least - pelo menos
got laid - descolei uma transa

Sobre o Autor:


Eduardo Souto é Professor de Inglês e Blogueiro, 20 anos de idade. Seu principal objetivo é descomplicar o idioma, mostrando que se você quiser você pode falar inglês!
"Um pouco por dia e seu objetivo será alcançado!"


                            
Comentários
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3 comentários:

Danilo Santos disse...

rsrsrsrsrs, mulher nem gosta de falar não é?

Anônimo disse...

Fera hein, curtiiii!

Claudio Henrique disse...

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